It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - BAD EATS Edition !

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Tuesday, May 20, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - BAD EATS Edition !

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:26 AM

NO MORE CHICKEN PARM

VOLPE IS LOST AT THE PLATE

ROWSON CAN'T FIX IT

31 comments:

Doug K. said...: Try other Parm guy
Trade with the NY Giants
Tommy DeVito!; May 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
ranger_lp said...: Juan very SoSo
He listened to family
Juan is not happy; May 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
JM said...: Juan looking so wan
Boone and Cash are stupid
But Fried and Co. shine; May 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
AboveAverage said...: Here’s a trade for yah…
A pack of cigs and Leiter
For one Juan Soto; May 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Kay has run his mouth
that Soto preferred Bronx, South.
Now Soto's Flushing; May 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
AboveAverage said...: Some Rice with that Parm?
Sure, make mine an Uncle Ben!
Long grain Long ball, YES!; May 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I like they're in first
No fucking chance this shit lasts
pineapples ahead; May 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Maybe Peraza
Will become an regular
Let's hope it's no so; May 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I'll just call him Au
Chemical symbol for gold
I can't spell his name; May 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Warren is OK
Will he be in the long run?
Only time will tell; May 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Anyone out there?
Anyone out there at all?
Lawrence Kansas here; May 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
AboveAverage said...: Yo; May 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Adriannnnnnn!; May 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
AboveAverage said...: Things here are quite slow
Rufus, why do you think so?
Unless you too went poof; May 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Judge is pretty good.
Ok, Judge is really good.
Ok, fine. He’s great.; May 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kevin said...: Judge! Now THE BRAIN can show his bullpen chops by using the last man in the pen. And then __________________________; May 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kevin said...: Did I call it, or what?!; May 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Kevin said...: Better warm up the bullpen..... BOONE!!!!!!!!!; May 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
BTR999 said...: Leave it to Weaver!; May 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Doug K. said...: I can't believe I'm writing this but Boone seems a lot more responsive when it comes to using the pen. Previously he would have tried to steal the third out with lasagna so he could use Weaver tomorrow but instead he went for the win right in front of him and got it.; May 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kevin said...: Must be the END TIMES.; May 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
AboveAverage said...: Let’s hope that if that’s true we all go out on a win; May 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Reminder for all
Boone still sucks the Warblers taint
Better without him; May 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I'm a little sad
No-one seemed to get my nod
To "The Day After"; May 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: And by "without"
I mean Boneheaded Boone
Not our man Warbler; May 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Yay! The Yankees win
Miss the Master John Sterling
Happier times then; May 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
edb said...: Goodbye Juan, enjoy The Mets and Mr. and Mrs. Met; May 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
JM said...: Watched once long time back
Just remember nothing
Nuke stuff I think, right?; May 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
JM said...: Soto is having a threesome with Mr. and Mrs. Met? Holy moly..; May 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: You are correct, Sir!
Robards, Lithgow, Guttenberg
A bleak aftermath; May 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
AboveAverage said...: TV special effects excitement.

“We made it look real”
“But no one died whilst shooting”
“2025😔”; May 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM

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