Tuesday, September 30, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – The 2025 Post Season Begins, Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:50 PM


 For Bettor or Worse
THIS is THE MAN that leads US
It IS what IT is


10 comments:

edb said...

I just felt luke I got punched in my stomach.

September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
13bit said...

Look! Up in the sky!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No,
It’s Boone the buffoon!

September 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...

Speaking of Boone the buffoon, I hope the team doesn't have to endure a rah-rah speech on gamesmanship today. That reminds me of what the military brass have to put up with today.

Imagine being a five star general and having to report to a drunk Ron Burgandy wannabe Fox News host.

Oh, and then listening to a rambling, incoherent speech by a bone spurs draft dodger on bravery.

September 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
AboveAverage said...

Now if you could fashion the above into a Haiku, Carl.

September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Maybe he'll do another inspirational showing of how the Yanks blew a 3-0 lead to the Red Sox in 2004.

September 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Doug K. said...

Ben Rice doesn't start.
It's a lefty/righty thing.
Analytics suck!

Ben Rice doesn't start.
It's a lefty / righty thing.
Boone is a moron.

Ben Rice on the bench.
To pinch hit at the wrong time.
Boston wins Game One.

September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
13bit said...

Hey you obese brass!
I alone and the answer
And you are garbage.

September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...

AA...Does this work.... follow the format?

Generals stand tall
weathering blustery praise
faces stern, unmoved

Speeches roll like tide
Hegseth and Trump roar loudly
brave faces listen

Uniforms hold still
duty's weight under their ribs
words pass, honor stays

September 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
AboveAverage said...

Excellent !

September 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
JM said...

Masterful!

September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM

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