Fans excited over Wil-B! |
Surely, we would solve our bullpen woes.
True to form, as the deals burst from their tickertapes, the NY courtiers rendered their verdict:
A completely, unabashed Yankee victory! Just look at the booty! To make things equal, other teams should have imposed tariffs. Best of all, the Yankees built an Olympian bullpen - all for only 11 prospects and Oswald Peraza.
Look LOOK LOOK at the haul...
Jake Bird (from Rockies): Gave up four runs in debut, three in third appearance - a 27.00 ERA. Exiled to Scranton, where - in 9 games - sits at 6.75.
David Bednar (from Pirates): Anointed new closer. Has 3 saves out of 5 opportunities.
Camilo Doval (from Giants): A 4.63 ERA. One save, two blown saves. Melted down against Houston with game-clonking balk and wild pitch.
Amed Rosario (from Nats): Utility player. Missed two weeks with injury. Hasn't been a factor.
Austin Slater (from White Sox): Strained a hammy in first game. M.I.A. since.
Ryan McMahon (from Rockies): Defensive 3B, hitting .200 over last month with 22 Ks. (But had "some nice swings" last night.)
Jose Caballero (from Rays): Defensive utility player and pinch runner. Not being allowed to replace St. Anthony at SS.
Wilberson Pena (from Angels): 18 year old, hit .227 in Dominican Summer League. HEY, IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE A SUPERSTAR, A GREAT TRADE DEADLINE!
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"we're all pretty impressed down here, let me tell you . . . . "
That's pretty bad but I think the title has to go the 2022 crop of Frankie Montas, Lou Trivino, Scott Effros , and Clayton Beeter. Although Beeter was eventually traded for Rosario - who doesn't play either.
Hoss’s next teaching gig ought to include a class entitled:
The Gravitational Allure of Delusion
The life and times of Brian Cashman
The call is coming from inside the house.
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Don't forget the booted Bader
Grrrrrrrr.
Right Bader. Plus they shelled out huge bucks for Montas and then re-signed him for more and he stayed hurt.
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