Wednesday, February 18, 2026

If the Current NY Yankees Were Cartoon Characters From Our Youth…

I think it would go something like this...

Right Field -  Aaron Judge - Mightor!




Duh! 





Center Field - Trent Grisham - Secret Squirrel

I always picture Grisham in a DEA windbreaker. Trench Coat would work too. 


LF  - Cody Bellinger - Popeye 



OK I know he’s not muscle bound but if you’ve ever looked at his eyes you can see he likes “the spinach".





2B - Jazz Chisom -  Cosby Kid Rudy Davis   

Wikipedia says he “is a sharp-dressed, smooth-talking, cocky huckster whose smart-aleck attitude frequently gets him into trouble. “  Sound like anyone you know?


3B   - Ryan McMahon - 

I googled images of this guy and I still don't know what he looks like much less what cartoon character comes to mind. Weird huh? Close your eyes and try to picture him. You can't can you?


SS   Anthony Volpe - Elroy Jetson 




Someone push the launch button. Please. 






C  Austin Wells  Benny The Ball



Nice whiskers.






DH  - Giancarlo Stanton – Gigantor


Huge. Powerful. Can't run. 

Needs regular oiling.

 



4th OF Jasson Dominguez  – Dodo The Kid From Outer Space  

Short. Space themed. Big ears. 


Aaron Boone – Officer Dibble  

Inept authority figure. Nice guy.


Brian Cashman - Commander McBragg 



Lives in an alternate universe filled with his own exploits




Hal – Scrooge McDuck



Too easy!




So how about...



Doggie Daddy. (Featuring Brian Cashman as Augie Doggie.)

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