Top Ten Reasons Aaron Boone will return as 2027 Yankee manager

1. The photographs.

2. The videotapes.

3. The fact that there will be no baseball in 2027.

4. Secret deal with Putin.

5. Would need to pay remaining year on Boone's contract.

6. Aaron Judge said it's okay.

7. Preferred replacement Gene Mauch is dead.

8. Won big on Kalshi.

9. Save money on printing new business cards.

10. He knows where the suitcase is buried.