It is high, it is far, it is JOHN! : Happy Hanukkah!

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Happy Hanukkah!

Posted by Whitey Fraud at 2:10 PM

Best wishes from your pals, Brian Cashman and Theo Epstein.

(And remember: only goyim pay retail!)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: The fact that Cashman is grinning and Theo is giving us an enigmatic Mona Lisa smile suggests the Red Sox are about to sign Teixeira for Hanukkah.; December 21, 2008 at 7:51 PM
Anonymous said...: LOl SF...

Now that the Angels are out of it, the only real contenders for Tex are BAL, WAS and BOS.

Time for Cashman to step it up!; December 21, 2008 at 9:04 PM

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