Wednesday, January 14, 2009

This Is What The Internet Is Doing To The World

Jesus Montero, Mary and Joseph !

This is a prime example of what the internet can provide for you if you put your mind to work.

The one question that jumps out at me: How cheap are your frickin' parents?!?!?!

"Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks."

Ummmmm.... Note to Mom and Dad:

They have these things called college loans. Or second and third mortgages. Or loan sharks named Tony Two Time, or Mario the Midget.

But to let your daughters 'WHORE' their way through school?

Let me nominate thee for 'Parents of the Year'.

Now would be a nice time for an athlete to step up, perhaps a Jason Giambi-esque player, who is single, and has made over a $100 million. Step up and put this girl through school so we don't see her turning tricks at the next It Is High company function at the Bada Bi- err, Satin Dolls in Lodi.


Mike said...

Hey I tried... I actually went to about 10 different computers and voted Pettitte on every one of them...

Anonymous said...

Can anyone imagine what Giambi would do to this gal?

Anonymous said...

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."

That one is even better than "Don't tase me bro!"

Anonymous said...

22 years old? Bravo Sierra.

Dont waste your money boys.

BernBabyBern said...

Oh ... so THAT'S what Roger Clemens was doing with the McCready kid. Helping her get through school.

What a humanitarian. Maybe she can give him a call.