Live from the Lowe's Broadcast Booth®, on the road to the New York Yankees' 28th World Championship. Driven By Jeep®.
Who is the CELEBRITY YANKEE FAN OF THE DECADE?
A Scientific Inquiry into the Alarming Growth of World Series WinWarbles
Hear the THUHS of the Post-Season
2009 Yankees: The World's Greatest Group of Men
Hear John's 10.05 Second Warble for the Boss
See SuperFrankenstein's NSFW Yankee Celebratory Blingee
(Viewer discretion advised.)
Congratulations, Kate Hudson
October YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
A Scientific Investigation into the THUH
John's Cry: HE CAUGHT THE BALL
Hear Suzyn Make History
First Woman to Call a World Series
Hear "The WinWarble Song" by the Deadly Spinners
An IT IS HIGH exclusive!
KHAAANN... KHAAANN!
Thanks, Eaarrrrl, Earrrrl...
The Brilliant Ruse
Hear The Master's Top 2009 Post-Season WinWarble
7.33 seconds!
Hear the WinWarble that Wasn't
John & Suzyn vs. "The Mysterious Screamer"
Hear John's Disputed 11:58 second WinWarble
John uses the F word to describe the return of Ian Kennedy
Second Half Sterling Index
Red Bar is 1st Half Average
A Pat on the Back, from John
New Sterling Guidelines Issued
The American Broadcasters Association has released the following classifications for cries of "Ballgame over, Yankees win, the Yankees Win."
Less than 5 seconds: WinWhine
5-6 seconds: WinGram
6-7 seconds: WinWarble
7-8 seconds: WinGasm
Over 8 seconds: WinMageddon
John Sterling, Ringside Announcer!
Anthony McCarron or Ed Norton? Who is it?
An Observation about the Nature of Humanity
Hear John's gift of song
A word from Suzyn
Hear John sing... Lady Gaga?
That's what you people voted.
Hear John's Record-Shattering WinWarble
After 15 innings against Boston
(And a 15-minute call after the game can save you 15 percent or more on your car insurance!)
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First half Sterling average: 558
Length of Yankee Game-Ending Win Warbles (seconds)
Hear the FORMER all-time longest WinWarble: 7.94 seconds, Boston, 8/08
“Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.” -- George Orwell
If they gave an Oscar for best Yankeeography (and why don't they?), this one would win Best Picture (and Best Stunts). And seeing She-Fan in the credits was as exciting as watching Aaron Boone's home....Well, close. Bravo, everyone!
6 comments:
Just fabulous.
The best Yankeeography yet...
If they gave an Oscar for best Yankeeography (and why don't they?), this one would win Best Picture (and Best Stunts). And seeing She-Fan in the credits was as exciting as watching Aaron Boone's home....Well, close. Bravo, everyone!
Holy crap. You used my cameraphone picture of fake Tubby from Vegas! LOL! I was looking for my photo credit at the end but there was none.
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This is the funniest Yankeeography yet. You guys should win awards for this.
what no comment from Pete?
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