Monday, January 5, 2009

Witness Protection Program Can't Save 'Sam I Am'

He tried to run. He tried to hide. However, a swarm of angry Yankees fans found Sam I Am.

According to well-placed sources, it's believed to be Brian Cashman firing that empty Grey Goose bottle at Sam I Am after he scurried up a traffic light attempting to escape the angry mob.

However, with the speed and accuracy of that beaning, my gut feeling was that it was Whitey Fraud firing from the mound.





3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha That is great!!

Anonymous said...

That wasn't Sam. He's in Secaucus. His guest post generated so much traffic that he was hired as a studio analyst by the MLB Network. He'll be replacing Hazel Mae.

Anonymous said...

LOL She-Fan, that's great.

Is there a hell worse than Secaucus?

I know its an old clip, but that has to be the video of 2008.