6-6-6... A-Rod's next HR ties him with SATAN.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Posted by el duque at 7:37 AM
To run a serious Yankee blog, one must divorce himself - or herself, (political correctness there!) - from the "gettin' jiggy with it" mentality of Hollywood-obsessed mammary morons. Last news story I recall was something about a tsunami headed for Japan, which might upset Kei Igawa's early workouts in spring training. Whatever happened to that, anyway?
Now this. Steve Jobs... possibly dead? If it's true, why the hell isn't the media reporting this? Why is the Internet spending so much time showing us naked pictures of Jennifer Aniston? This looks like a coverup. Are the terrorists applying a simultaenous double-punch to America: Elminating the Yankees - (We all saw those ball-and-strike calls by the umpires; it was an inside job) - AND Apple?
WHY IS THE INTERNET NOT COVERING THIS?
INTERNET, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! NOBODY WANTS YOUR NAKED PHOTOS OF JENNIFER ANISTON. THE HELL WITH NAKED PHOTOS OF JENNIFER ANISTON. TAKE YOUR NAKED PHOTOS OF JENNIFER ANISTON, AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR FAVORITES LIST. GIVE US PERTINENT NEWS AND INFORMATION, OR WE WILL TAKE OUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.
Especially now that you have stolen our October and ruined the entire year. You're on thin ice, Internet. You're on my shitlist, pallyboy (or pallygirl). Word to the wise: Don't push it.