Thursday, April 5, 2012

If Theo Epstein's Cubs Win The World Series Because Duque Went On Chicago Radio And Told Them How It's Done...


...how should we punish him?

1 comment:

Bye Bye Balboni said...

I think knowing he's responsible will be punishment enough. And believe me, he'll know he's responsible.

An alternative, however, could be to force him to drink to Martin/Mantle excess for an entire three-day weekend while strapped to his juju chair, as Game 7 of the 2004 ALCS plays on continuous loop.

It's just a thought.