Sunday, September 8, 2013

Yankee Game Today

Yankee fans get to have their guts removed, by hand and free of charge, during seventh inning stretch.

If Red Suxcks have already scored double figures by then, you get a free sausage patty and an Andy Brackman jersey.

Football at 1pm.

4 comments:

Joba Chamberlain, RHP and future Baltimore Oriole said...

A one-run lead in the sixth. This game is in the bag, fans. John Sterling, start your warble. I'm warming up right now, so get ready for some Chamberlain Cheese, bleacher creatures.

Joba Chamberlain, RHP and future Baltimore Oriole said...

Agggh! I TOLD Joe I was ready! Why put in Mariano when the Shushmeister is already heated up? I'll be in in the tenth inning, count on it. Don't worry, fans. Your bets are safe when Joba's on the mound.

Joba Chamberlain, RHP and future Baltimore Oriole said...

Howzabout them New York Jets???

Joba Chamberlain, RHP and future Baltimore Oriole said...

Aww shucks, we won. I was all set to go out in the tenth. Well, at least I predicted the improbable Jets victory. Check out the time of my post and the time of the winning field goal. Am I one amazing Nebraskan? Well, gotta go congratulate Ichiro. Damn. I coulda used a Win for free agency.