Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Still nada on Youk?

Posted by el duque at 4:32 PM

I keep waiting to hear that he's OK, he's healed, he's back, he's ready to bounce into the clubhouse nd spell Arod, or  Reynolds, or maybe even Wells or Loverboy.

Will we ever see him in Pinstripes again?

6 comments:

JM said...

His horrible and vengeful beard will never allow him to wear the Yankee uniform again. He will remain injured or needing surgery until he is once again free to grow that thing that makes him look like Hammurabi on meth.

September 3, 2013 at 5:29 PM
KD said...

The Youk shirts rest peacefully in the back of the Stadium stores, replaced on the shelf by A-Rod's.

Been suspiciously quiet between A-Rod and the Yankee F.O. lately, hasn't it? Feels like A-Rod has gained the upper hand somehow.

there's even blog-talk by esteemed commentators that he may even win arbitration. Poor Youk, caught in the middle.

September 3, 2013 at 8:32 PM
JM said...

Oh, for Christ's or Christie's sake!!!!! What the Fuck is going on when we bench a .340 hitter against lefties when Sales is pitching???? Who the Fuck is running this team?

I remain your humble servant, Orson Welles.

September 3, 2013 at 8:57 PM
Anonymous said...

THE YANKEES FINEST HOUR! - J. Sterling

September 3, 2013 at 10:07 PM
N.Y.P.D. said...

We'd like to pass on to your blog a report that a patrolman sighted Mr. Youkilis in Central Park, up a tree, eating a banana.

September 3, 2013 at 10:57 PM
joe de pastry said...

I'll bet John M wanted Suzuki to hit for Wells instead of Granderson.

September 4, 2013 at 12:54 PM

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