FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Thursday, September 12, 2013

The Yankees should name this man their new, de facto Captain

He has no friends, no future career, no public defenders. To the baseball world, he is a pariah, an untouchable, a sadistic monster who should be spat-upon, beaned and booed.

Every time A-Rod gets a hit, a demon in Hell receives his wings.

Say whatever you want about Alex Rodriguez. No one will defend him.  But know this:

The Yankees were dead as dishrags before he turned up in the clubhouse. Now, they're two games away from a chance at the post-season. And who knows what will happen if the Yankees get a toe-hold on October.

JUJU INTERVENTION TONIGHT.

TONIGHT, WE UNLEASH HELL.

2 comments:

SanJoseKid said...

A genuinely brilliant idea. Let's whip up the fan base to have A-Rod appointed captain now that Jete is sidelined. KD, you usually have good seats. A sign? Get it on TV. I think Michael Kay can read.

KD said...

I'm sure Kay rarely looks up towards our $20 seats in the grandstand...