Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Top 100 things to root for in the All-Star Game, ranked

1. No Yankees get hurt.

2. Brett Gardner wins MVP.

3. Mark Teixeira wins MVP.

4. Dellin Betances wins MVP.

5-50: Various players on my shitlist get injured.

51-99: Various players on my shitlist do poorly, embarrass themselves.

100: AL wins home field advantage in World Series.

2 comments:

celerino sanchez said...

1 -I reinforce the knowledge that a game w/o Sterling is like a gift from above

jdrny said...

Speaking of shitlists, how about Manfred's idea of expanding the number of major league teams.

Some of the existing teams are lucky to get 50% seating.

It's all about $$$.