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Day this year I've been most embarrased to be a Yankees fan:
1) Today, bottom of the first.
Day this year I've been most ecstatic to be a Yankee fan:
1) Today, top of the second.
I take back every shitty thing I ever said about the lugnut Chris Young.
the whole team is hot, which is fun even if it's temporary.Capuano -- he's a dead man!
Capuano. Too bad. Back to bullpen bench.
This is the peak--it's all downhhill from here. ARod will explode from all the chemicals coursing through his veins, Tex maybe too, Tanaka's arm will fall off, Gregorious will never get another hit, Stephen Drew ill stay in the lineup even after his batting average hits negative territory (just hitting in tough luck, but what a glove man!), Carlos Beltran will develop a nasty case of varicose veins, and Betances and Miller will start to wear out. It's coming--this team will never see an inning of postseason play.
Nick, nice jujitsu with the j-u-j-u.
Excuse me Nick, is your name Alphonso? Nice work.
THANK YOU NICK! NuJuju, locked and loaded,,,,,
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