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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Annual Drunk Blog (continued) Why is Pluto a "dwarf planet?"

Siri, pour me another...

Dwarf planet? Question Mark. That's what they're calling it. WTF? Maybe it's better than "Midget Plan It." But "dwarf?" Caps lock:

C'MON, NASA PENCIL-SHARPENERS, GET THE SLIDE RULES OUT OF YOUR BUTTS, AND GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

post it and then kiss my bu-

3 comments:

Honey Barnes said...

Step away from the Keyboard. Go and soak for a while

Rufus T. Firefly said...

What happened to the Mexican dirt league? Or am I just not paying attention?

JM said...

They moved the Mexican dirt league to Pluto. Now only dwarves can play.

Hey, I don't make the rules.