Hard to imagine, but Brian McCann, CC Sabathia and Carlos Beltran have been snubbed by the fish-netted, turkey-necked, cyber-crones at CougarLIfe.com, in voting for the 2015 stud-buddy All-Star Jigolo Team.
Leading the pack is the 22-year-old Chippendale-worthy super cub, Bryce Harper, who - as a result - now gets his pick from both the Sarasota Seniors Happy Kazoo Team or the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Class of 1970.
The Yankees were shut out, although Robbie Cano - nearly a cougar contemporary - made the Super-Cub team at 2B.
The All-Cub MLB team:
C: Buster Posey, Giants (44%)
1B: Paul Goldschmidt, Diamondbacks (36%)
2B: Robinson Cano, Mariners (51%)
3B: Brett Lawrie, Athletics (68%)
SS: Jose Reyes, Blue Jays (36%)
OF: Bryce Harper, Nationals (77%)
OF: Giancarlo Stanton, Marlins (63%)
OF: Matt Kemp, Padres (57%)
DH: Joe Mauer, Twins (39%)
SP (Tie): Cole Hamels, Phillies and Matt Harvey, Mets (34%)
RP: Huston Street, Angels (41%)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment