It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - "Like a Good Neighbor" - Edition

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Covid 37

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Colin Kaepernick 1

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Tuesday, August 6, 2024

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday - "Like a Good Neighbor" - Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:30 AM

7 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...: Excellent, AA! But there is no cure—only the end of the season, and his contract. When—even money—Cashman re-signs him.; August 6, 2024 at 12:18 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Exactly. A chronic and incurable condition with little effective palliative therapy available.; August 6, 2024 at 1:23 PM
AboveAverage said...: then perhaps there is only O N E cure . . .; August 6, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...: Paging Warby's favorite doctor to the Yankee clubhouse: "Dr. Kevorkian to the Yankees clubhouse for immediate player intervention -STAT!"; August 6, 2024 at 2:12 PM
acrilly said...: We are in first place,
can’t say it feels any good,
DJ, Gleyber, Holmes; August 6, 2024 at 2:47 PM
JM said...: Amen.; August 6, 2024 at 2:49 PM
AboveAverage said...: Nice one, Acrilly; August 6, 2024 at 4:15 PM

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