Monday, February 25, 2008

In case you went to bed early: Jacoby Ellsbury Wins Oscar!

PRESENTER CAMERON DIAZ: And the nominees for Best Pawtucket Player to hit fewer than 5 home runs and and bat less than .300 last year are...


JEFF BAILEY...


JUNIOR SPIVEY...


ALEX OCHOA...


ROYCE CLAYTON


and JACOBY ELLSBURY (wild applause)


PRESENTER HELEN MIRREN: And the winner is.... JACOBY ELLSBURY!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Right. "No Country For Old Men." I get it. Very subtle, but you can't get past me, bud.

Anonymous said...

Jealous much?

Anonymous said...

So where is Liza with a "Z?"

Do we have to count her among the one-time hits on the site?

We are doing our level best...using Jacoby features as our "lure" to snatch the big fish....so to speak.

I was hoping that "Jacoby rants" were at the core of the surge of unique visitors we have recently experienced.

Come on Liza, get back in the game.

Anonymous said...

I know the fact that Ellsbury missed hitting .300 by .002 points in his short Triple-A stint is the best you got, but it comes off as pretty silly.

Melky hit .248 in his first Triple-A stint and had an OBP more than .050 points lower than Ellsbury. But then again, the talents are hardly comparable as Ellsbury's outperformed Cabrera at every level of competition Single-A through the majors.

Look it up!

Anonymous said...

You called?