Friday, January 6, 2012

Cheap Yankee Owners: The poem



CJ Wilson? Let him go!
Albert Pujols? Just say no!
Darvish, we don't need to win.
George's children, cashing in.
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Oswalt says he'd try the East.
Too bad our budget's been decreased.
Prince Fielder's contract we could float,
Unless the kids each want a boat.
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Carlos Beltran, rent-to-own?
We don't even touch the phone.
Mark Buerle could fill our arena.
Instead, we re-sign Gus Molina.
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Edwin Jackson? No, no, no.
So where does all that money go?
Fifteen hundred bucks a seat.
No free agents on our sheet.
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Meanwhile, bloggers offer praise:
We're stingy, like the Tampa Rays.
Frugality, we beat thy drum.
Kansas City, here we come.

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