Sunday, January 29, 2012

PRO BOWL TODAY

Once again, America faces civil war:

Conference vs conference...

Division vs division...

Star vs star.

The Pro Bowl.

It's every young boy's dream: To burst into the open, slip several attempted touches and skip downfield for the winning touchdown, 77-74 -- leading your beloved conference to the greatest triumph in Hawaiian sports -- culminating a four-day drunken beach party!

For the conference.

For the grass.

For the ladies.

Who will win? Let the knife fight begin.

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