Tuesday, January 31, 2012

It is time to take nominations for January's new Oscar Mayer Lunchables Yankee of the Month

It's a new year, and we're delighted to sponsor a new sponsor:
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So... who belongs in the January primary? Some nominees:

Michael Pineda: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Jesus Montero: Tower Heist
Brian Cashman: Man on a Ledge
Hiroki Kuroda: One for the Money
Mariano Rivera: The Grey
Alex Rodriguez: We Bought a Zoo


Any others?

6 comments:

Stang said...

Or look at it this way: Brian Cashman is Haywire. Jorge Posada is Man on a Ledge.

More nominations:

Hector Noesi, Contraband.

And--for nabbing the Lunchables account--Michael J. Tusiani, Senior Vice President, Corporate Sales & Sponsorships

Stang said...

Kim Jones - Ghost Protocol

Unknown said...

Pat Venditte - Caribbean Armada

Flavius said...

Bennyboy - Haywire
Kim Jones - The Woman in Black
Eli Manning - Red Tails (Since I know you love your Giants more, Duque)
Beauty & The Beast - John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman

Flavius said...

I really think Bennyboy deserves the nod due to his epic 1984 piece of prose.

Stang said...

John Sterling - The Artist