In a drought, this is what passes for a Yankee headline.
And this.
And this.
What if Manny Machado's friend dressed up as Bryce Harper and fooled a waiter into thinking that Sonny Gray was staying with the Yankees?
Now, that would be news.
Today, maybe someone will find a piece of toast that shows Manny in a Yankee hat, or the news will break that Greg Bird's dog has ringworm. That's the kind of news cycle we are now inhabiting.
Soon, all will be revealed. We must maintain every ounce of outrage, bile, venom, hysterical glee, delight and phlegm that we can muster. We will soon be called upon to spew.
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https://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/report_manny_machado_expected_to_sign_with_yankees/s1_12680_28099916
Looks like it's going to happen....
WE OUGHT TO RUSH TO SIGN HARPER, TODAY.
....THEN TELL MANNY, "SORRY, YOU WAITED TOO LONG, WE MOVED ON."
I'm with Anonymous. We don't need another right power bat. What is this, Fenway?
I agree with ALL-CAPS, too.
We need a lefty bat, desperately. And much as I would be for signing Manny in general, I fear this will lead to the dreaded Miggy deal.
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