Friday, June 5, 2020

Owners v Players: The unanswered questions of the 2020 season...

1. Will we ever see Brett Gardner play again?

2. Will Hal buy the red Ferrari, or the yellow one?

3. Will Clint Frazier ever get his shot with the Yankees?

4. Will Randy Levine ever get invited to a White House dinner?

5. Was Gio Urshela for real?

6. Was Lonn Trost for real?

7. DJ LeMaheu... going forward, will he demand too much money?

8. Hal... going forward, can he feed his family?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel for Clint Frazier. At least Brett Gardner has had a long career. Every time Frazier is about to get going, something nutty happens. He must feel snake bit.

The Hammer of God

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering if the forgotten Jacoby Ellsbury will ever show up for another MLB game. No team is going to take a chance on him in a shortened season, so that's another year down the drain for him. At least he's not the Yanks worry any longer. Still I wonder if he's even alive as no one has ever really seen him in years.

Anonymous said...

Some Answers...

1. Will we ever see Brett Gardner play again?

Yes. That's why G-d invented the Yankeeography.

2. Will Hal buy the red Ferrari, or the yellow one?

Why choose? Get both.

3. Will Clint Frazier ever get his shot with the Yankees?

I first read this as will Clint Frazier ever get shot while a Yankee and thought, "Probably"

4. Will Randy Levine ever get invited to a White House dinner?

I hope so. And I hope that he is served by the guy who tested positive for Corona. Assuming he wasn't sent to Siberia. Which begs the question... where do the Russians send the guys who were responsible for the spill in Siberia? They're already there.

5. Was Gio Urshela for real?

Yes because if a Yankee fan, frustrated over the teams lack of championships over the last decade, made a deal with the devil to become a ballplayer I'm thinking he would have been better than Gio Urshela.

6. Was Lonn Trost for real?

Now there's a guy who sold his soul.

7. DJ LeMaheu... going forward, will he demand too much money?

Yes. Unfortunately it will be at his ATM while he takes the family for a cross country trip next summer when again, the LOB (Lords of Baseball) and the PU (Players Union) can't agree on anything.

Doug K.

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