Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Virtual World Series: Mets Bash Yanks in the Bronx! DeGrom Breezes, Tanaka Falters, Woe, Woe!

The virtual New York Mets got off and running in their second ever Subway Series against your virtual New York Yankees tonight, downing the Bombers in a 9-3 romp.

Starter Jacob deGrom had it all virtually going on, limiting the Yanks to just 2 measly singles and no runs before he left after six innings with a 9-0 lead.

"We just wanted to make sure and save him, in case we need to get a couple more innings from him for the clincher in Game Four," said Mets virtual manager Bobby Valentine, the surprise choice to return to the dugout once Jeff Bezos and Amazon bought up the Queens team.

It was typical of the arrogance the Metsies showed all night, with Robinson Cano styling his way around the bases after each of his two solo home runs, Jeff McNeil standing and watching while his towering fly ball against Tanaka sailed high into the upper deck, and Brandon Nimmo turning handstands as he circuited the bases after a rare home run of his own.

The Yankees were able to at least get on the board with a home run by Gio Urshela off Edwin Diaz, and a two-run blast by Clint Frazier against Jeurys "Mop Up" Familia.  But the Yanks could get no further.

Mets centerfielder and spark plug Brett Gardner deplored his teammates' showy play, but reiterated that the team had to pull out every stop:  "I mean, we're fighting for the right not to have penises on our unis."

In one psych effort that went awry, the Mets decided to mock the Yankees after the game by playing "New York, New York" on their clubhouse boomboxes—only to remember too late that they also play in the city.

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