As the Yankeeverse faces the second half of the season with not a little bit of dread, I submit this list in an effort to bring a little joy into your dark hearts. Though I realize this site is the most entertaining when you all are spitting nails and farting brimstone, I do worry about your health.
1B Pop Joy
2B Bill Smiley
SS Jurickson Prozac
3B Chipper Jones
LF Smead Jolley
CF Happy Felsch
RF Jim Gleeson
C Joe Garrulous-giola
LHP Happy Foreman, Drew Smyly, John Smiley, Aaron Laffey
RHP Happy Townsend, Julian Merryweather, Dave Jolly, Buddy Lively
MGR Jolly Cholly Grimm
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Didi Gregarious at rover!
Good choice! Didi also made my "All-Ramones Team", as he was the only player I could find in history with the name Didi or Dee-Dee.
http://bardball.com/2018/07/09/mlb-all-ramones-team/
Gleyber Torres...
Because he's a chucklehead.
Other possibilities:
Gladimir Guerrero
Dan Plesac - Because he's always pleased.
Lyle Overjoy 1B
Very early on, Paul McCartney used to go by Paul Ramon to be incognito. Which is where Dee Dee Ramone got it from. And the Ramones got it from Dee Dee.
And from there to Alibi Ike...
In case you were worried, it’s the same shit lineup tonight.
Same shit, different game.
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