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Seemed impossible.
Just stay healthy, that's all.
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Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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Seemed impossible.
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Just stay healthy, that's all.
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- Knicks 41
- Yankees 33
- St. John's basketball 31
- Mets 28
- Giants 15.5
- NFL Postseason 15.5
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Final 2024 Tabloids Covers Standings
- Yankees 215
- Knicks 160.5
- Mets 141.5
- Giants 63
- Jets 44.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
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- Nets 3
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- NCAA Women's basketball 2
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- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
- Golf 2
- Nick Saban retires 1
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- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1
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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count
Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
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33 comments:
Lol!
Batted balls are back
Except it’s underwater.
How did Boone keep secret?
Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz Jazz
Torpedos are in.
The jazz flute is out.
Ba-Boone is so scared.
Explosives now in the dugout.
Come back Zim’s helmet.
Just Four, Acrilly ?
You gotta have more in You
Think of the Children !
I’m at lunch at Denver Aquarium, best I could do in short time!!
Try the fish sandwich - its delish !
Oh No - the torpedos have gone eerily silent.
JASON LIVES !
I wish they all could
Be the Milwaukee Brewers
(California Girls)
Fire tube 1! Torpedo Away!
DIVE! DIVE!! DIVE !!!
Muy Excellente
Jesus Warren would actually be decent if he didn't walk every goddamn body
I’m sure glad I didn’t choose 3 wins for the entire season like Hoss did.
Doge’d a bullet on that one !
Hammer's looking pretty good so far.
AA, you cat is still ahead of you.
*your*
...but you are one hep cat, daddio.
Hey Rufus......FYI - an older, short guy with yellowish, leathery skin was at the bar the other night during our get together. He kept on looking over at us as he munched on french fries and celery sticks. Finally, as we all got up to go, he came over to us and said, "Excuse me but . . . Where is Rufus?" One of us and I don't remember who told him that you weren't able to make it. He curtly said THANKS!, grumbled a bit and after glancing back at the bar, threw down what remained of the celery stick, stomped down the hall to the mens room , went inside and slammed the door. That was the last we saw of him.
Probably my parole officer.
I just notice, five of the starting 9 are home grown. Pitchers are still a mystery to them however.
Why the fuck wasn't Weaver pitching
Hellllloooooo, Pineapple 🍍!
Trolley Dodgers won't lose games like this. The Yankees will.
You really thought they were going 162-0?
First four hitters in the lineup tonight: 0-15, with 9k’s
Warren didn't bomb
So Boone sent Leiter in and
Torpedoed the game
The conning tower took a direct hit. Hatches were blown off. Bells rang.
Swallow Lemons Whole
I Said Swallow Lemons Whole
How Are You Feeling?
TV here was reporting tonight that Stanton may have injured himself swinging a torpedo bat last fall. Either that, or he walked down the block.
See, I thought that he swallowed a lemon.
Damn the torpedoes...
Well played!
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