Tuesday, April 8, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday ~ We're Gunna Need a Bigger Straw, Edition !

       BOONE IS A CONCEPT

  BY WHICH WE MEASURE - OUR PAIN

   THE DREAM IS OVER

14 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Skubal is elite
Throws no screwball but heat
Yankees will be meat

DickAllen said...

Detroit has Skubal
What to watch this afternoon
Maybe opera?

JM said...

Bunch of old Yanks fans
Stuck in a new juicer
Who the team needs now

HoraceClarke66 said...

Mystified by the idea that Stanton is returning. Heard this said on some SNY segment the other night. I felt like Dad must when little Timmy asks when Laddie Boy is coming back from the farm they sent him to upstate. "Oh, son, Laddie's never coming home."

Stanton? He's gone to the same farm where our last dog, Ellsbury, went to after that incident when he was chasing the car...

JM said...

Giancarlo, my man
Elbow macaroni
The juice breaks you down

DickAllen said...


Stanton coming back
just to break down once again
only JM knows

Doug K. said...

Bad calls plus weak minds.
Stroman and Rodon melt down.
Boone makes excuses.

Doug K. said...
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Doug K. said...

Skubal, Skeeball, same.
Whether in line up or swing...
A ball and some holes.

AboveAverage said...

2 0 2 5
Nowhere to Hide - So Dive DIVE
LOOK, its Ed Harris!

BTR999 said...

Runner on second
When there was nobody out
Guess what happened

BTR999 said...

Three homerun inning
Not for the Yanks of course
Carrasco is toast

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I picked a good day
To not watch the Yankee game
Where's my glue snifter?

acrilly said...

Oh where have you gone
Opening Day torpedoes?
DJ’s shades will save us all!