From our own Carl J. Weitz...
The team may have lost the game yesterday, but there's a bright side! Most people didn't realize it, but the Yankees proclaimed "FAN LIBERATION DAY." All non-Yankees fans will be charged an additional 25% on tickets and concessions. THIS WILL QUICKLY LOWER THE PRICES WE PAY and enable Hal to spend heavily from this moment on for free agents. No more losing. We're going to be rich. MAKE THE YANKEES GREAT AGAIN!!!
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But HAL said the visiting team will pay the 25%!?
Tonight, if they're smart, they'll pull the usual rain postponement bullshit (even if it ain't raining). Or if they play, they'll get their butts handed to them again by a fundamentally superior team. The first two games of this series were kind of like a playoff preview. If they make the playoffs (and I think they will), they'll get embarrassed first chance they get.
They were fortunate they didn't get perfect game'd last night. If it was later in the year, they might have been.
As soon as Volpe hit that homer, you knew it was over. Because it emptied the bases and allowed the pitcher to kind of "reset". Whenever someone hits a homer to make it close (but not tied with only a couple outs to go), have you ever seen the offense complete the comeback? I wish he'd hit a single there, then you hope somebody hits one out.
STOP THE STEAL! WE WON THE SERIES LAST YEAR. RAISE THE CHAMPIONSHIP FLAG NOW!!!
RESIST ! RECLAIM ! ! REJOICE ! ! ! RECONSITUTE ! ! ! !
Are you talking about orange juice?
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It was rigged!
Little Aaron Judge went long again…
It’s a Binky-Blast !
Hittin’ Strikes Hard - Goin’ Yard
Home Runs score our Runs
So, the manic Yankees are back...
That is the PERFECT description... bravo 👏🏾
On that note...The manic phase Yankees are sort of fun to watch 👀
I had a manic girlfriend once. Sometimes she was a lot of fun - really crazy fun - and other times.....I'm lucky to be alive.
Ottazero trying to hold a 6 run lead…
Another grand salami…FFS…
And THIS encapsulates our 2025 Yankees experience!!!
How bout the bullpen stop walking themselves into Grand slams... bloody hell
I don't even care if they win. Game already feels like a loss.
They need to lose the whole group of middle relievers
It’s too bad there weren’t any quality relievers available in fee agency this winter.
Yankees Win!!
Take this win and run
Woo hoo, I think.
You don't want to be winning games by giving up 7 runs. that's not sustainable and it NEVER works in the post season.
Didn't we get some guy named Williams to be the closer? Methinks bad news is coming. Aye, I'm feelin' a bit daft....
He's on paternity leave. Not an injury. Be back soon.
Yeah - they should have scheduled the birth for early January . . . .
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