Friday, April 11, 2025

Uhm - Uh - Like - You Know - Its Kinda - Like - Uhm - THE NY vs SF RAINY GAME THREAD !


 

24 comments:

AboveAverage said...

THERE IT STOES - SEE YAH!

AboveAverage said...

The Giants Radio announcers were chirping about the fact that the Giants players were out on the field before the game running and stretching but
they didn't see ONE Yankee position player out there warming up. He asked,
"Is there a running track underneath the stadium that no one knows about?"

DickAllen said...

and now the game is officially over

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Good thing Ca$hole didn't trade STROHman during spring training. After all, the Yankees needed starting pitchers. Just like today.

Doug K. said...

Switched to the knicks after three batters, G-d Stroman sucks.

AboveAverage said...

I'M A STARTER! is out of the game - can't wait to hear Boone praising his pitching performance after the game

BTR999 said...

Thanks Bloman for the awful start.

Yarborough is auditioning for a starters role.

HoraceClarke66 said...

"There were just a few bad moments. It was all right there in front of him..."

Jazz down to .170 and dropping, 0 for his last 18. Down 5-1, two on and two out, he was trying to bunt his way on. Heaven help us.

AboveAverage said...

with a runner in scoring position . . .

HoraceClarke66 said...

Michael Kay: ...and then, in 2009, the Yankees moved in to the new Yankee Stadium, and won the World Series that year.

Paul O'Neill: So, 2009 was the first year the Giants won the World Series in San Francisco.

Yeah, we got it allll together, here on Fan Torture night.

JM said...

Lol....Hoss, that's hysterical.

I see that, once again, we've been Stromanized. When are Schmidt and Gil coming back?

Rodent and Strokeman... nice signings, Cashhole.

AboveAverage said...

Bwahahahahahaha 8 - 1 - Another Job well done!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I'm actually getting more entertainment from the ads (although Paulie is unintentionally hilarious).

Somber financial advisor: let's look at your goals.
Happy clueless couple: we want to travel the world, take a cooking class for a month in Provence, then buy a ranch in Wyoming after our destination wedding!
Somber financial advisor: let's look at how we can do that.
Commercial ends with cheerful music.
Somber financial advisor's next sentence: you delusional assholes ae royally screwed!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Let's start betting on which position player will pitch.

AboveAverage said...

Bent over?

That’s the position I would bet on.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Boone should forfeit and prevent an injury. Can't believe I agree with big head.

edb said...

eM aH, STUPID mORONIC mlb AND MEDIOCRE AT BEST, yANKEES. cANNOT HIT LEFTIES AND CANNOT PITCH.

AboveAverage said...

P a t h e t i c

Rufus T. Firefly said...

He already pitched. Can't put him back in.

Here's a thought. Next blowout, bring in STROHman to relieve the position player. Then have no one field any ball.

About as effective

AboveAverage said...

9-1 Was the final score.

A true squeaker.

The Giants got some lucky breaks.

Next time we’ll show them who the real losers are.

BTR999 said...

Another banner night for the team!

Unfortunately, the banner says “We Suck!”

HoraceClarke66 said...

Just amazing. The wealthier people get in this country, the greedier they get. Has it always been that way, and I just didn't notice? But good grief, Hal Steinbrenner, now wallowing in money he did nothing to earn, would rather play through a hurricane that schedule a fucking doubleheader.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS NEPO IDIOT??? Beyond being unforgivable in what they put the fans through, games like this are just stupid. All of the talent whose salaries he so begrudges stand a much bigger chance of getting hurt. (Not that there was much talent in evidence tonight.)

13bit said...

It's just a business, Hoss. He's the asshole boss that everyone complains about, but nobody can afford to quit, the guy who lives up on the hill and lets his stooges run the actual plant. It's just a business. No hard feelings. Sometimes, things get a little ugly. It's just Chinatown, Jake...

JM said...

Take the cannoli.