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Tuesday, September 16, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – 9 + 16 = 25, Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 2:15 PM


 Darkness on the Rise
We know our Season is Done
R.I.P. Redford

10 comments:

13bit said...

Well if 6 turned
Out to be 9, I don’t mind
I don’t mind. Fuck Boone.

September 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
13bit said...

Half hai, half ku

September 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Math is hard they say
25 or 6 to 4
When they didn't suck

September 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Kinda, you know, like
The Yankees before Ca$hole
Fucked everything up

September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
BTR999 said...

Volpe at shortstop
See the lineup start to sag
He can’t catch a cold

September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
13bit said...

Okay, so I was standing on the 79th Street downtown platform on Broadway with a headache when I wrote that terrible non-haiku, inspired by the title of AA's post. It was too late to change it and I decided to let it fly, but I'll give it another go here:

Well, if 6 turned out
To be 9, I don't mind. I
Don't mind. Boone sucks ass.

Okay, is that better? More artful? More subtle? Are we ready to RUUUMBLE????

September 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
AboveAverage said...

Perfection

September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
AboveAverage said...

toothaches are no fun
the ache is really painful
i call them toothpains

September 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
13bit said...

Find a dentist now
Life is too short for toothpains
Hal is a shit stain

September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

I hope you do not
Actually have tooth pain
If so, try ether

September 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM

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