Thursday, February 26, 2026

Dumpster Diving Diva – UPDATE

 


Hey - I don't normally post things twice in one day but in this case I just had to.

I decided to call that number on the sign: 

(555) 666-7777

to see what would happen.  

It connected through to an open line where I swear that I could heard HAL and PAL 

making the kinds noises that one would only hear in their worst nightmares.

After listening in for about five minutes I yelled, 

"THAT'S REPULSIVE AND DISGUSTING!"

into the uh, like you know . . . the telephone's mouthpiece

and suddenly all the sound stopped.  

After a second or two of silence they both broke out into this weird

burst of screechy giggling. 

That was it.  

I hung up.

My advise to everyone out there is whatever you do . . .

DO NOT CALL THAT NUMBER !

Thanks and have a pleasant Thursday evening.



3 comments:

13bit said...

Add up all those numbers and you get 54. You get Goose, but you also get El Chapo. What does that mean? I don’t know. Add 5 and 4 and you get the holy 9.

13bit said...

Number 9 in 1929 said this: "I think this stuff (his hair restoring ointment) works. Every time I use it, I get a headache. I think that means that hair is trying to break through." - Benny Bengough (1927)

AboveAverage said...

I regret not trying to ask a few questions about the proposed
2026 lineup - but I just…couldn’t
say anything. Now I’ve been told that they disconnected the
number.