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- Mets 60.5
- Yankees 57.5
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- Knicks 184.5
- Yankees 178
- Mets 157
- Giants 85
- Jets 40.5
- St. John's basketball 33
- NFL Postseason 15.5
- The World Series 6
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- Tennis 1
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- Davey Johnson R.I.P. 0.5
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Final 2024 Tabloids Covers Standings
- Yankees 215
- Knicks 160.5
- Mets 141.5
- Giants 63
- Jets 44.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
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- Bill Belichick 6
- Ohtani & the Dodgers 4
- Death of Willie Mays 3.5
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- NCAA Women's basketball 2
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- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
- Golf 2
- Nick Saban retires 1
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- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
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RIP: David Stern 1
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Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
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"I am the egg man
I am the walrus..."
Incredible pablum from the Cash-man. "Oh, everybody goes through slumps like this?"
No, they don't. Especially winning Yankees teams. How many franchise records for futility have they already set this year? Plus a couple all-time, major-league records?
Perfection Hoss !
Well struck.
Happy Friday to you
He was also putting himself to sleep during the interview.
Why the fuck does this team continue to run themselves into outs? They only score by hitting home runs. Only their best base stealers should run, and then only when prudent. STOP RUNNING INTO OUTS, GODDAMMIT!!!
There is still plenty of time to fuck things up...
In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refused to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in tryin'
I sure hope doval is rested. To be able to "contribute".
Question for tha ANALyticallists:
If you're supposed to be trying to see a lot of pitches, why does no one fking WALK!
Eight. Ks, ZERO WALKS!
Busy night here tonight.
Voting Is now open for player of the game.
I choose hOg for insightful insights into the inner workings of the insides of the Yankees organization.
I vote for Tim Hill.
The search for the most ineffective reliever has worked out splendidly tonite.
Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due
Now let's see if the Battlin' Bronx Bastards can come back against the worst bullpen in baseball.
Master Beeter is out to try to close it out!
Threw that fastball right past the aging Goldschmidt
Master Beeter wins the battle against our resident old man.
Ain't it amazing how much better prospects get when they get traded away from the Yankees? I wonder why?
“Would you please please please please please please please stop Tim Hill pitching?”
"The Yankee relievers look like white elephants," she said.
"I've never seen one," the man drank his beer.
"No, you wouldn't have."
"I might have," the man said. "Just because you say I wouldn't have doesn't prove anything."
There once was a crooked man....
Jism Chasm with his biggest moment of the year!
Jasson Dominguez didn't try to steal: smart. (Pointing at head) Now that's smart!
Just got home…they’re actually winning…
Gnats should've kept Master Beeter in the game. I thought he was their closer. Not sure why he didn't pitch the 9th.
That bastard Austin Wells makes up for one one millionth of his incompetence.
Wells?
Volpe got a hit. Now watch him get thrown out trying to steal. Against a pitcher who can't even get Austin Wells out.
Am I mistaken, or are all of the Yankee runs tonite scored on home runs?
No you’re not…
Somehow this trio of below average hitters have put together a rally.
Yeah, this team shouldn't even bother trying to steal bases. The chances of them getting a single with a man in scoring position is microscopically small. But the chance of one of these bastards hitting a home run? Now that, we can measure.
Yankees Win!!!
Hey, the Battlin' Bronx Bastards can fight back!
No. They can't, Hammer. they are terrible.
Yeah, the Gnats have the worst bullpen in baseball, for shure.
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