Sunday, August 16, 2026

Game DREAD - ø8/ø∂/2∂ – Aaron Boone is the best manager on Earth *

 

45 comments:

JM said...

That is frightening. It fits his face.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

So bonehead has already tossed the 1st two games of the series, BUT STILL FUCKING PUTS IN A DESIGNED TO LOSE lineup.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Even a blind squirrel...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Then tiresome Trent wastes a challenge in the 1st, so he can...

Strike out

Rufus T. Firefly said...

https://x.com/i/status/2088843538825990573

JM said...

Guy at second, three times. Bupkis.

JM said...

Omg. A run.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

An actual lead?

I'm so confused. I have to go lay down for a while.

Hinkey Haines said...

The confusion, just like the lead, isn’t likely to last long.

The Hammer of God said...

Well, there's your run Weathers. Can you hurl a shutout today?

JM said...

The double was very catchable, just not by Grisham.

The Hammer of God said...

I'd love to see an AI computation of how many hits fell in to CF, how many runs allowed by Grisham above average CF. There should be a metric. But I'm too lazy to look it up!

The Hammer of God said...

Dave Sims, on the radio broadcast, just called the Blue Jays the "Blow Jays". Come on, Dave, just one more syllable and you'll get there. I wanna hear "Blow Jobs" next time!

The Hammer of God said...

Yanks get a fucking hit, and here comes that fucking Blow Jobs manager to get the pitcher. It's even more irritating because our manager manages like he's dripping acid. Purple haze!

JM said...

Boone making his genius moves this inning.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

💯
💯
✅️

The Hammer of God said...

Well, finally, a big hit! And running the bases like drunks finally worked!

JM said...

Lol! That was hysterical.

Hinkey Haines said...

Pigs are flying! Snowballs in hell!

The Hammer of God said...

Bull shit! The gambling establishment strikes again!

13bit said...

So long, Tommy John.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Don't really care for gay cab, but that was a heads up play. Even if he was out.

The Hammer of God said...

You knew they were going to screw us. We got robbed of a run.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

😪🫡

The Hammer of God said...

Yeah, R.I.P. Tommy John!

JM said...

They got him. You could see the glove pocket move, and the wristband, too. But it was fun.

The Hammer of God said...

Ryan Weathers doing great work so far.

JM said...

Now, the bullpen. Bednar.

Hinkey Haines said...

Here’s a joke: in the 9th inning, the Yankees score a bunch of insurance runs.

Thank you! I’ll be here all week.

JM said...

Rice really blew that one.

JM said...

Perfect time for an error. Followed by a walk.

I feel a pineapple coming on.

JM said...

Blundered our way to a tie. Unbelievable.

Copelius said...

Just tuned in. Was the bullpen that decimated that Boone couldn't call on anyone else to finish the 8th?

Doug K. said...

They are just not good at baseball.

JM said...

Not necessarily.

JM said...

Oh, is that what this is?

Publius said...

Jazz jogs, so 3d run doesn't score..Bottom 9, E, BB, WP, sac fly. Tie game, on the road, Aaron Boone managing and the closer done. We know how this ends.

This team is very hard to like.

HoraceClarke66 said...

JM, I was thinking the same thing about the wild pitch. Un. Be. Liev. Able.

How can that be the call there? How can Sanchez not at least block it? All he has to do is block the pitch, and we win.

Not bothering to watch the 10th.

Once again: Not a good faith effort.

The Hammer of God said...

Pissed off Rice trying to make up for his boo-boo!

JM said...

Rice!!!

Hinkey Haines said...

At least Rice made up for the error.

JM said...

Yep.

The Hammer of God said...

You know, at some point, one of these extra inning games, your offense should score some runs. Finally did. Two runs in.

AboveAverage said...

eRICED his error

Publius said...

Ben redeems himself