P*t* A*e Quote of the Day

"...if you’re concerned about the swine flu, the Yankees have a perfect solution. Purchase one of the $2,626 Legends Seats behind the plate. You are guaranteed to be at least 10 feet away from anybody else, so the odds of catching the flu are slim."

Unrelenting brilliance from qwerty uiop.


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