Thursday, June 17, 2010

10 Reasons Why We Didn't Hit Jamie Moyer Last Night

1. Got distracted looking at women while waiting for pitch to arrive.

2. Jeter, Posada, Arod, et al, like idea of 47-year-old still excelling.

3. Sleeping schedules disrupted by World Cup games.

4. Falling far behind only way to get to Brad Lidge.

5. Cannot hit balls thrown by father figure.

6. Lineup not same without Marcus Thames.

7. Letdown inevitable following emotional bloodbath against Astros.

8. Seventy-five miles an hour -- that's Tim Wakefield Country!

9. Who can hit with that oil leak spewing in the Gulf?

10. Still waiting for that last pitch to arrive.


Bye Bye Balboni said...

11. Team was worried that Alphonso was starting to get complacent.

Joe De Pastry said...

Watching World Cup games should make sleeping easier. Curling is more exciting; at least somebody scores more than once an hour.