One day Wild Card looms for John & Suzyn all-time S--tlist: Two peeves enter, one peeve leaves

One day Wild Card looms for John & Suzyn all-time S--tlist: Two peeves enter, one peeve leaves

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Happy Halladays


Happy halladay, happy halladay
While the homer balls keep soaring
May your ev'ry wish come true
Happy halladay, happy halladay
May the hitless phillies keep bringing
Happy halladays to you...

Come To Halladay Inn
If you're burdened down with groin pulls
If your catchers are wearing thin
Park your load with the trainer
And come to Halladay Inn
If the lack of bench affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick some phillie butt and then strutt
And come to Halladay Inn...

1 comment:

Joe De Pastry said...

But watch out for the wily old geezer.