Womack's strengths were described this way: High ceiling, easy to sign and likely to have Tommy John surgery. His downside? The AARP membership and a cancerous mole on his left testicle, though it might just be a reaction to the years working in asbestos.
Here's how the mock IT IS HIGH draft "shook out."
1. Washington Nationals: Bryce Harper (everybody's top pick!)
3. Baltimore: Sidd Finch, pitcher (everybody's third pick)
4. Kansas City: Gil Gamesh, pitcher.
5. Cleveland: O.K. Ocator, dwarf
6. Arizona: Roy Hobbs, outfielder
7. NY Mets, Sam Malone, bartender
8. Houston: Steve Nebraska, pitcher
9. San Diego: Kenny Powers, pitcher
10. Oakland: Ricky Vaughn, pitcher (pictured, right)
4 comments:
Don't forget; Brien Taylor is still out there.
Scrappy east coast underdog drafts replacement for pedophile's sibling.
In related news helen thomas retires.
Why didn't we draft his cousin, Joe the Plumber?
Buck Foston says,
How about Matt Stairs? Is he still alive? Eh?
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