Sunday, June 13, 2010

For his two home runs yesterday, Derek Jeter receives... Little Debbie!

We at IT IS HIGH congratulate Derek and hope he and his prize will be happy.
(Their daughter, though, can use a shave.)

Before you start whining about a Yankee-child encounter,
remember that Little Debbie is 46.
That makes her the cougar and Derek the snack cake,
wouldn't you say?


unanimous said...

Joba was excellent. Quit while you're ahead!

Anonymous said...

Jeter produced a much better looking child.