Monday, June 7, 2010

Welcome back, Clobber

From Pseudo Intellectualism,

Welcome back

Your loss to the sox was your ticket out.

Welcome back,

To that same old place where you suffered that painful rout

Well the names have mostly changed since you hung around,

But those dreams have remained and it seems that your stuff has been newly found

Who'd have thought you would lead us (Who'd have thought you would lead us)

Here where fans put up such a fuss (Here where fans put up such a fuss )

Yeah we teased him a lot cause he started out like rot, but now he's found his rightful spot, welcome back,

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.


B.Stanley said...

I know I'm late on this, but I was just reading the piece about "Hart Seely" (whoever that is) and decided to run a quick google search on this mystery man. What I found was disturbing: when you type "Hart Seely" into google, the first suggestion is "Hart Seely arrest"

Has the MLB gotten to him already?

el duque said...

Hart Seely is married to the famous Brazilian supermodel, Janicesata Seely-Arrest.

Joe De Pastry said...

Let's not forget to say good-bye to Randy, "Thhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhhh Yankees' Winn!," who is now with the Cardinals--the ones in St. Louis, not Rome.