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Monday, June 14, 2010

Houston Astros, Come Back, Please

You’re my solar, Brian Moeller!

You’re intense, old Hunter Pence!
Oswalt, you’re the highest roller!
Houston… playing you makes sense!

Sing a-cappella, Tom Manzella!
Just let it be, Carlos Lee!
Lance Berkman, such a happy fella!
Houston… such a joy to see!

Have a bagel, Casey Daigle!
With cream cheese, Pedro Feliz!
I wish the schedule we’d finagle,
Houston Astros… come back, please!

1 comment:

A. Grumpus said...

If I had to do it all over, the only thing I'd change is my Hunterpence.