Gaga Gone Met? 10 Reasons why Lady Madonna may have gone over to the other side

Lady Gaga attended a recent Met game, guzzled beer (Pabst?!) and gave a finger to the very people who inspired her first hit single. In the past, she has claimed to be a Yankee fan. What happened?

Some theories:

1. As our global ambassador for love, she has decided to spread joy equally, so Met fans shall never feel insecure and alone.

2. Doc who cured her clamidia is Met fan.

3. Mets have kidnapped family.

4. She goes with whatever team wins Subway Series.

5. Without Alfredo Aceves, Yankees just don't have same appeal.

6. An hour with Larry King will do that to you.

7. After one-night stand, John Sterling never sent flowers.

8. Yankee Stadium guards turn away fire-emitting bras.

9. She was thinking with her penis.

10. Hell, she thought it was the World Cup anyway.