Alphonso Forced Into Hiding BY MLB Lawyers

MLB Lawyers, shortly after finishing a celebratory dinner at Ben Benson's steakhouse with their friends from Goldman Sachs, AIG and the oil giant British Petroleum, sent a team of "outside council " and NYPD to the US residence of Alphonso.

The banquet was to honor their victory over the former, "It Is High , It is Far, It Is Caught, " web site, where honesty, hard-work , creativity and home-spun American fun was born and nurtured for all baseball fans.

The visit to Alphonso's home was to intimidate, threaten, and deport.

In recent days, MLB Lawyers have acted like the lunatic leader of North Korea, who recently attacked a helpless South Korean vessel, in order to extract more financial concessions from the west.

In short, some Yalie lawyer sitting on his Yacht in Greenwich decided that win warbles, reproduced at no cost by "IIH,IIF, IIc for the sick and helpless baseball fans of all ages, who cannot pay for a seat in the $3500 "Investment Banking/CEO" stadium known as, "the new Yankee stadium," are the property of major league baseball which, in their view, requires extortion, payoffs and a legally binding contract to be freely utilized and enjoyed by "the people."

"Give me money or we will take away all of your fun," is the mantra of these devils. Well I have news; America was founded on principles which would allow all the people to enjoy every aspect of major league baseball without recourse.

Are we now being asked to give up this basic right? This liberty? Is this really still America?

I tell you this: the short-term victory of this team of lawyers will be pyrrhic.

I ask all baseball fans to join with us ( except Boston fans whom I suspect of starting the entire episode ) in this fight for liberty, free speech, free sharing of expression and good times. Stand up and fight with us against the lawyers who protect the millions of Mr. Selig or Zelig, whatever .

Know this: the turtle will win this race.

You will see and hear win warbles again.

Let's just see how brave the MLB lawyers are outside, on the street, Without the knives, forks, and wait staff of Ben Bensons at their beck and call.