Saturday, May 5, 2012

Now Jose Campos, the other guy in the Montero trade, is headed for an MRI

River Ave reported it last night: The future next great Yankee - Jose Campos, whom Team Cashman touted with the zeal of a Angelina blockbuster - has worms in the wishbone and is headed for Magnet World. We've seen this movie: The Hulk (Seattle) slams Loki (Cashman) around like a wet towel, and you know that if there's a sequel, we're just going to take more abuse. 

A complete whiff. That's the trade that will define Cashman's career the way a bad French accent recalls Pepi LePew. But at this point, we have no tears left to cry. What more can go wrong? No matter what Montero does - boom or bust - and even if Pineda does come back, this goes down as the ultimate stink bomb, the kind of a deal that can kill a year.

And when your core players are facing the twilight, losing a year to a trade - well, stink bomb sums it up.

I'm not ready to throw in the towel. And no matter what Alphonso says, he's not either. It's May. The roster of injuries, the evolution of players and the story of 2012 has hardly begun. But we have nobody poised to break out, and it seems we're gunning for that second Wild Card berth and a one-game playoff destiny.

Between now and October, we better find a few starting pitchers. Another possibility got wiped off the board.

2 comments:

Alphonso said...

I hate to tell you, hate to remind you, that at the time of the trade, I predicted that this kid would never pitch for the Yankees.

Remember well, what i said.

The Amazing Randi said...

enough already with your predictions.
who cares!