As Jacoby Ellsbury - (or maybe Brett Gardner) - steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
Canseco calling someone else bottom feeders. Does that mean he is in danger of being eaten? Maybe that's why he's so upset.
It's not like they won the World Series.
And he would know.
I still remember him taking three straight pitches down the middle for us in the World Series. Still, his wife did beat Roger Clemens' wife in the boob contest they held during the infamous pool party, where they supposedly talked about juicing.
Generous of Jose to share his roid rage with us. Why was I under the impression he had gone through some form of rehab? Roid rage rules, buddy. Thrill us again, Jose.
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