Six-sixty-six? A-Rod remains within two home runs of SATAN.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Posted by el duque at 9:18 PM
It leaves a vacancy in the Tampa Bay outfield roughly the size of the hole in Taylor Swift's heart after Jake Gyllenhaal let her know he was dumping her by not attending her 21st birthday. (For shame!)
We have a CF who can do everything Upton did, including striking out 175 times a year. "The Tampa man... oh the Tampy man can."
Seriously. I would love to trade Granderson for equal value, if anybody can figure out what that is. But it won't happen with Tampa. They won't deal with the hated Yankees unless they could send us Michael Pineda. And we already have him.
But what is Cashman cooking? That is the question...