One day Wild Card looms for John & Suzyn all-time S--tlist: Two peeves enter, one peeve leaves

One day Wild Card looms for John & Suzyn all-time S--tlist: Two peeves enter, one peeve leaves

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Robbie Cano, what'd ja grow?

He becomes an American citizen, 
and the first thing he does is declare 
FREEDOM OF FACIAL HAIR.

Dammit, he's right. 
The Yankees must end the repressive, 
1890s ban on facial furniture, 
lip thistle, chin hemp or scalp shrubbery. 
It is 2012. 
It will soon be 2013.
NO MUSTACHE, NO PEACE. 
NO MUSTACHE, NO PEACE.
WHAT DO WE WANT?
END TO YANKEE FACIAL HAIR BAN.
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
NOW.

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