Friday, November 16, 2012

The Blue Jays must have read our post about signing Melky, because that's what they did

Toronto signed him for two years.

Right now, they're the team of Jose Bautista. We're the team of Jose Campos.

They're the team of Edwin Encarnacion. We're the team of Eduardo Nunez.

They're the team of Melky Cabrera. We're the team of Melky Mesa.

They just added Josh Johnson, Jose Reyes, and Mark Buhrle.
We just added Josh Spence, David Herndon and Eli Whitside.

They're the Toronto Yankees.
We're the New York Blue Jays.

Obviously, pre-season rankings don't matter. But let's plan on being picked for fourth. Oh, well, as long as we keep our eyes on the prize: A lower payroll!

Hey, if Boston starts signing anybody, we could be picked for last. And when you're in last, you can dump anybody. That's the new norm, right!

I wonder if that's why they're selling YES to Murdoch?

They know the ratings will be in the cesspool next August.

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