For nine years, we have been making comic books. We are about to publish our masterpiece...

For nine years, we have been making comic books. We are about to publish our masterpiece...
We need your help.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Hey Abbott, who's in first?

We are?

Who do you mean?

No, they're in second.

I don't get it.

They're in fourth. Since whatshisname got hurt, they've had a rough time.

Wait a minute, wait a minute... when you say, we, I don't understand. Who do you mean?

Like I said, they're in second.

But who's in first?

We are.

But who are you referring to?

They're in third.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, lemmie figure this out. You're saying that WHO is in first, right?

No, we are.

OK, I give up. I quit. Lemmie ask something else... Who is on third?

Vernon Wells.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT. INSPIRED. DUQUESQUE.

Leinstery said...

I look forward to Vernon's moment at the All-Star game when he is the starting 3rd baseman and Verlander hands him the ball and pushes him towards the mound. Wells pitching, Verlander playing 3rd, what a moment.

Joe Girardi, winner of 500 fucking games as Yankee manager said...

Hmmm. This could solve my middle relief dilemma. Thanks, Leinstery.